Kinky Crackers Review

Are you looking to spice up your Christmas holidays?  Then look no further, as I think I have the answer to your searcIMAG0081_1h!

Kinky Crackers is an ‘alternative’ option to Christmas crackers but these are for adult use only, so don’t go getting them mixed up with your Christmas dinner table crackers.

Young and Adventurous came up with this classic Christmas tradition and put a naughty twist into it.

I received 2 boxes of the Kinky Crackers, which contains 2 crackers in each (so yes, I received 4).  1 pack contained a black and a pink cracker and the other box contained a blue and a pink cracker.  They are a fair old size but would look right at home, placed on your partner’s pillow.

The Young and Adventurous website states that you get the following in the crackers;

  • Intense 3 Speed Bullet Vibrators
  • Silicone Climax Vibrators
  • Erotic Nipple Tassels
  • Sensational Uberlube silicone lubricant
  • Voulez vous – Cocktail flavoured Massage Oils
  • Vibrating Penis Rings
  • Love Dice

Be advised though, that you will receive 3 products per cracker, in each of my crackers there was 1 x lubricant, 1 x condom and 1 x sex toy.

IMAG0076_1I received a condom in each cracker, all of which are Pasante branded; Warming, cooling, glow in the dark and tropical flavoured.  I also received 2 x vibrating bullets, 3 x lubricants, 2 x cock rings, 1 x heart shaped nipple tassels.

The bullets are simple battery operated clitoral stimulators  and would cost around £5 – £8 GBP.  I would think that a condom would be priced around 40 pence as an average, the lubricants would be around £1 – £2 for their size, the cock rings would be £4 or there abouts and the nipple tassels are approx £10 (depending on where you purchase).

A box of Kinky Crackers have an RRP of £14.99 GBP, which I feel is a decent price, seeing as 2 crackers would cost around £18.00 GBP.  Obviously, there is postage to add on top of this price.  Looking on line, you would be looking to pay £19.99 GBP.

You have to remember that the crackers are a novelty product, rather than a serious sex toy purchase.  In each cracker you will also receive a card that tells you about a sexual position, how to attempt it and the best way you and your partner can get the most out of it.  Young and Adventurous do seem to have your sexual safety in mind, seeing as they have supplied a condom in each cracker and also on the same card as the sexual position, you are reminded to check the ‘used by’ date on the supplied condoms.

These crackers have that match strip inside, so when you pull it, you get the neat little ‘bang’ noise.  Your prizes are held in a neat little draw string bag, that has Kinky Crackers as a logo on the front side.  I feel this is a personal touch and a brilliant decision from the makers, as it stops the prizes from spilling out and also doubles up as a neat little storage.

Added bonus is that you don’t get those god awful grandpa jokes or paper hats, thank god!IMAG0085_1

The packaging of the crackers is, what I would call classical.  You wouldn’t have a clue what was hiding inside this card box of goodies.  I also noticed that you can open up the middle of the cracker, without setting anything of or damaging it.  This would make a brilliant place to hide your own little surprises, on-top of what is already in the cracker.  The box the crackers come in, is a simple black plain design, which makes it look like your normal middle cost Christmas crackers.

I really do like this idea of the Kinky Crackers, it puts a different spin on adult kinky games.  The last thing you want to do, during an intimate game, is having to think, I personally feel that it takes the fun out of things.  So instead, you have a game, 2 can play and you take 1 turn each.  Your prizes are readily available and you are set to go.

Postage and packaging is very discreet.  My crackers came in a rectangular cardboard box, with no signs on it and my parcel came from an adult product company and it had to be signed for, extra added bonus of security!

You could use the crackers as an after dinner game with friends or even for new years eve, as an alternative celebration.

I really do recommend these Kinky Crackers, adding extra fun to your Christmas day.  Just make sure that you don’t add them to the normal Christmas Crackers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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